Coming Out of the Spiritual Closet: Yes, I am a Dirty Hippie.

Dear ladies, gents, gender-benders, creatures-alike and the local librarian who always used to ask me if I have come once again to explore the “woo-woo” section

It is no secret that I am spiritual. In fact, sometimes I worry that I make this too well-known to the point where people feel like I am shoving some cliche-all-loving-energy worldview down their throats. If I have done this to you, I must apologize. I do not believe in shoving beliefs down peoples throats. Although, I know some of you enjoy that type of thing.

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That being said, I have to warn you, if the words ‘Namaste’, ‘chakras’ or ‘meditation’ send shivers down your rationality-loving spine, then you better close this page because it’s about to get Ultra-Spiritual in this joint.

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This is because, to a certain degree, I feel as though I have been watering myself down with self-deprecating statements and trying to make my spirituality seem logical when, let’ face it,  a lot of it’s not.  A lot of these things I enjoy and prescribe to simply based on intuition. So here we go. I am officially coming out of the closet. I am a dirty hippie. In fact, this an official list of all the “dirty hippie” things I subscribe to:

  1. The source of everything is pure loving energy.

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2.  Chakras are a real thing.

Image result for when your chakras are aligned af3.  The power of crystals is a real thing. I felt it once when I was doing mushrooms at a festival okay??

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4.I have tried to vegan a few times. I have failed to vegan a few times. I’m still confused about veganism.

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  • Meditation. Meditation. Meditation.

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  • Maybe some of them conspiracy theories are true. Maybe. I’m not sure.

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  • The Law of Attraction works (combined with inspired action and hard work)Image result for positive thinking funny gif
  • Plant medicines=a wonderful and healing tool

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  • Yoga.

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  • Mermaids, faeries, ghosts? Well, let me put it this way-I once spent a day mermaid hunting and I have actually seen faeries with a friend of mine. Real faeries. No, I was not high. Yes, maybe I am mentally insane.

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  • Aliens. Starseeds. Plaedians. Grays. Reptillians. Yes to all that shit. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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  • The main reason we suffer is that we think we are separate and we identify with our egos.
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I’m doing this because I’m tired. I’m tired of feeling awkward about being who I am and feeling like people are just going to assume I am some idiot who likes ‘woo-woo’ stuff.

You, of course,  have the freedom to think I’m crazy, or stupid. You have the total right to. In fact, there are times when I think I am crazy.  I could be.

All I know is that if I don’t fully walk down this path, if I don’t fully embrace who I am and what calls to me without hiding it for fear of people thinking I’m some airy-fairy hippie, I am going to regret it forever.

I might wake up one day as some full-blown atheist thinking, ‘What an idiot,’ and you know what? That’s okay.

I can not live in these stringent lines drawn by my mind anymore. My intuition and inner being are screaming for freedom and so here I am; a crystal-loving, tripping, nature-loving, tree-hugging hippie.

So…I guess all I have left to say is: Love and light motherfuck-aaahs.

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